One of the many joys of living with a person on the autistic spectrum is the refreshingly frank way they say exactly what they think.
JORDAN: Egg, I'm not going to have sex with the cat.
ME: Well, that's good. Having sex with cats is against the law.
JORDAN: Yes, and the cat would burst.
Silence as we contemplate this image.
JORDAN: Egg, can you make a sound like a cat bursting?
