No, thank you for asking. He had meningitis when he was a baby as a result of which he had SLD, autism, speech delay and left-sided hemiplegia. He was crazy about pirates, Disney, Harry Potter, Star Wars and girls in bikinis. I'm not at home to martyrdom or pity, I'd much rather have a cold glass of champagne. I thank you.
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Out of the mouths...
One of the many joys of living with a person on the autistic spectrum is the refreshingly frank way they say exactly what they think.
JORDAN: Egg, I'm not going to have sex with the cat.
ME: Well, that's good. Having sex with cats is against the law.
JORDAN: Yes, and the cat would burst.
Silence as we contemplate this image.
JORDAN: Egg, can you make a sound like a cat bursting?
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